The Art of Water Ballooning II

Let me start off by apologizing. It has been over a week since I blogged last. This is unacceptable unless you have been busy doing really important stuff like I have been doing (like bowling 20 games in the last two days, and breaking three trek records in Big Buck Hunter Pro). If you’ll remember, the last time I blogged it was to put my own sister (Spinster Stories) in her place. She was frontin’ on me about bowling. Let me give you an update.

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Keepin' It Real Retro-Style

It has been way too long since something was posted, and quite frankly that is unacceptable. I have to apologize for the neglect.
I want to take everybody back in time for a trip through keepin' it real. So many times in our lives, we forget how we got to the point of keepin' it as real as we do. In the 801, we are real, we are more real than the punk 661, the 705, and the 235. But we didn't just wake up and become real. Being real is culture, it is something that is handed down through the generations. Join me on a journey through realhood.

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SoPro and the 801 Family

I left my work office today thinkin' "Man, I got to make another trip into the deepest, most realest part of the 801 tonight...Sout Provo." If you remember my last blog about the rumble in SoPro at the Peak's Arena, then you will remember how crazy it was. I took a lot of heat for not being out in the parking lot to back my homey up when those thugs from a weak sauce part of the 801 jumped him. Hey, it was probably much needed heat and it was right. P.C. dealt out the heat more than anyone, but I couldn't get mad at P.C., he had some valid points, and in the 801 when a homey has a valid point, you own up to it and you recogonize it.

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Quick Lesson For All Ya'll Hata's (Spinster Stories)

Yo ya'll, I can't believe what I just saw. I was reading some comments on the "Selling Out" post when I came across this:

"I have an example of a sellout. t-quizzle came to the alley (bowling) week and was too washed up and too weak to play. He chose to play some silly shooting video game instead of a game that's Real with a capital R, because he didn't have the rizzle dizzle guts to step up to the lane."

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Selling Out

No two words get me more fired up then these two "Sell out".
"Keepin' it real" a phrase that is the complete opposite of "Sell out". In the 801, when we come across a clown who is sellin' out, we have no choice but to bust that clown.

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Kings Of The Castle

It happens all the time. People from other area codes trying to front on the 801. When are people going to learn? Yo, y’all suckas from the 435, 702, 307 and every other area code listen up! WE ARE THE KINGS OF THIS CASTLE WE CALL THE UNITED STATES. That ain’t never gonna change. If you want this crown, come and get it son.

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South Provo After Dark

I've said it time and time again, South Provo after dark is no place to be if you aren't real.
Something crazy was in the air Thursday night as I headed down to the Seven Peaks Ice Arena with my girl to see my brother-in-law and my cousin play some hockey.
When we pulled into that parking lot, I knew somethin' was goin' down, but I wasn't sure what.

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The Art of Water Ballooning

In the 801 a lot of crazy things go down. One of the craziest is an activity known as “water ballooning”. You could catch anyone water balloon. A nerd, jock, normal chick, hair school chick, emo, indi, poly, etc… It is our form of the drive by and it is real. There is a lot of risk involved though. You could get caught by the police, caught by the people you hit, or worst of all, caught by your feelings.

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Keepin' it real worldwide: Remy Ma

Ya'all, check this stuff out. We need more of this is the 801.
Who says gangsta rap is all talk, some peeps might be rollin' like that, but Remy Ma keeps it real by doin'! Check out this article.


Remy Ma's Mounting Rap Sheet

Remy Ma
Josh Grossberg, eonlineThu Dec 6, 11:07 AM EST
The legal troubles for Remy Ma just keep piling up.
She's already gotten hit with an attempted murder rap. Now, the rapper has been ordered to stand trial on witness-tampering and gang-assault charges stemming from a nightclub altercation in August.
According to the Manhattan District Attorney's Office, New York Supreme Court Judge Rena Uviller denied a petition by Ma's attorney to have the additional charges thrown out on the grounds of insufficient evidence.

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The Realest Thug I Ever Knew

You want to talk real, let’s talk Mr. Mills. I grew up on the streets of Ann Arbor, Michigan. Now for those that have been there, the streets of Ann Arbor ain’t that rough. But, as the homie Jadakiss says, “every city has a hood.” In Ann Arbor, my favorite hood was Huron Hills. Let me tell you why.

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"Welcome to the 90's"

2002 was a crazy year in the 801, I remember it like it was yesterday. Several of my doggs were leavin' this place and movin' on to a better life, I was still around and things was tough.

This was before I gave up drinkin' DP and snortin' smarties. Me and fights were best friends, and growing up on Inglewood Drive, it was fight or run, and I ain't no runner.
A fight on Inglewood in Orem or in the parkin' lot of University Mall is not somethin' you ain't never seen. It is as common as the Ice around my neck.

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"Meet Me At Kawanis"

This is one of the most "REAL" stories to come out of the 801 in the last two months. It is completely true so don't let hardcore nature of the story make you think it is fake at all.

I was sitting on the toilet when I received the text. It was from my roommate Dallin. It said, "I am on my way to a huge fight." I couldn't believe it. Another fight on the streets of the 801. Things get realler and realler every day.

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Better Recogonize!

"Now it's time for me to make my impression felt. So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt. You never been on a ride like this befo'." -Dr. Dre-
These words bring enlightenment to a young G's life. Let me re- itty-iterate my homeboy T Quizzles words. With this blog we be bringin' what's real in the 801 to ya'all. Enough of keepin' it all underground busta.
Let me break it down:

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Inagural Blog

REAL!

This is a word that means the world to me. When I was 6 years old we were watching Scarface in my kindergarten class in Albany, New York. When it finished I was like "Yo, that is over the top." My teacher looked me in the eye and said, "No, I am from the streets of Miami, and that is how it is down there. It is the reason I moved to upstate New York. The s&%$ is REAL!"

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